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District 9

a magnificant return

So the other day I was looking at old bookmarks on my laptop, and it was then that I remembered the existence of this blog. As you can see I haven’t really used it in roughly two years, so obviously I wasn’t a particularly hardcore blogger. As I re-read some of my old reviews, I discovered they are lame as hell, uninspired, and worst of all generic. I’ve decided to once again give this site a go, but this time I plan to be much more candid and colorful in my reviews. Probably no one will even read the damn thing, but that’s who gives a shit. Plainly put, I love movies, and I have an opinion about each and every one I see. This site will be my way of putting my opinions out for the people to see. In reality, it’ll probably only be seen by some spammer looking to sell me some form of birth control or some random dick enhancing miracle device. Anyway, hopefully some one sees this site, and my opinions enter the minds of at least someone, ha. Enjoy….or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
Reviewed By Dan

3 out of 10

Ocean’s 13

Ocean’s 13
Reviewed by Kojak

8.1 of 10

Author! Author!

Author! Author!
Reviewed By Kojak

9 of 10

Spiderman 3

Spiderman 3
Reviewed by Kojak

Score-9.6 of 10